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There was a young girl called heather, whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.

I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.

Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

It's a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that's blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a cunt.

Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!

Bak 2 bak, front 2 front, on d table, lick d cunt, stick it in, do ur ting, do it hard & make her sing, tense ur body feel d cum, den let it rip into her bum!

Sex is like Nokia (connecting people)... like Nike (just do it) Pepsi (ask for more)... like Coca-cola (enjoy)... like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)...

Life for love Love for sex Sex for you And you for me...

Sperms were talking 1st: I’d like to be a doctor. 2nd:I prefer to be an artist. 3rd: I’m afraid this bastard masturbates and ruins our future!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!

Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

Men get and forget Women give and forgive.

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

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